I Do Not Need To Take A Vow Of Silence.
11:00 am: Don't talk to me, I haven't had my first cup of coffee yet. 11:30 am: Don't talk to me, I haven't had my second cup of coffee yet. 12:00 pm: Don't talk to me, I'm putting on my makeup. 1:00 pm: Don't talk to me, I'm getting dressed. 2:00 pm: I'm going out. 4:00 pm: I call her and she doesn't answer the phone. 5:00 pm: She's home. Me: "I called you and you didn't answer". Her: "I didn't hear the phone". 5:15 pm: Don't talk to me, I'm changing my clothes. 6:00 pm: Don't talk to me, I'm trying to listen to the news. 7:00 pm: Don't talk to me, I'm trying to listen to Inside Edition. 8:00 pm: Don't talk to me, I'm watching The Voice. 9:00 pm: Don't talk to me, I'm watching The X-Files. 1:00 am: Don't talk to me, I'm trying to get to sleep. Repeat Daily.