This is a transcript of Space Devils’ First Press Conference ( Scene opens with flashing cameras, murmuring reporters, and Space Devils standing awkwardly behind microphones. They’ve just materialized in the real world from cyberspace. ) Moderator: "Alright, folks! Settle down! This is the first official press conference for the hottest band in cyberspace—Space Devils! Will you introduce yourselves please?" Chip Volt: I'm Chip Volt. You can call me Chip. Resistor Wave: I'm called Resistor Wave. My friends call me Wavy. Diode Sparks: Diode Sparks. Just call me Didi or Sparky. Capacitor Pulse: Capacitor Pulse, call me Caps. Transistor Echo: Transistor Echo is my given name...and no you may not call me Tran E. Call me Echo. Moderator: Thank you. Let’s start with questions." Reporter #1: "Where did you all come from?" Chip Volt: (grinning) "We were compiled in the great Mainframe of Sound. But let’s just say, we got... uploaded to this reality by a b...