I'm so far away from what troubles me It's a brand new day...I'm free I leave it all behind it just weighs me down It's just my guitar and me When everyone I love has gone away When they're too far to see, I'm okay When all else fails all hope is not lost I have my guitar with me ...

What's on your mind this fine rainy day...hey It's such a lazy day Let's put our differences away We can dream a different dream today If we make time we can say hello...hello..oh To someone we don't know Certain As We Are the world turns round ...

I knew last Winter wouldn't last forever                                                                                                        You weren't very far away                                                                                                                            Y ou couldn't stay away forever                              ...

You gave me your love...you made us a home                                                                                              When I felt lonely...you never left me alone                                                                                                We made mistakes and all was forgiven                                                            ...

I told you once before if you walk out that door  It's alright just don't look back  And when I think of you of what you're tryin' to do  It's alright I'll close my mind You Won't Make Me Cry... Here's good reason why I never have the time I had no idea of your intentions  You wanted me to play your silly games  I never thought I had to pay for your affection  I think it amuses you to put a man to shame

I’d rather take the subway train than take an aeroplane I’d rather hike the rough terrain this keeps me sane I don’t want to soar into the heavens If I get really bored, I’ll let you know then I’d rather drive the causeway, than take the highway I’d rather take the long way that’s just my way I don’t wanna look into the deep blue sea I read in a book what waits for me The silence of the depths reminds me In the darkness of the depths they’ll never find me I’m a land animal my feet are on the ground I’m a land animal my bones will be there to be found I don’t wanna look into the big blue sky I saw it in a book that’s not a great way to die Among a thousand pieces they’ll finally find my eye When I read the news releases I’m reminded why The silence of the depths reminds me In the darkness of the depths they’ll never find me I’m a land animal my feet stay on the ground I’m a land animal my bones will be there to be found I’m a land animal my bones will be there to be found Land Animal Wo...

I’m a bakin’ bacon man bakin’ in the sun I’m soakin’ up them UV Rays tanning up my buns Temperatures risin’ ‘cross the world, blood is boilin’ toes are curled So cool it baby! Yeah cool it! Baby cool me down! I’m a bakin’ bacon man, I’m sizzlin ’ in the sun Sunbathing’ under the ozone hole burnin’ up along with everyone I’m comin’ out real crispy crispier than some We can’t argue ‘bout who is crispier cuz we’ll all be well- done ...

  Scene:  A Wake  Characters:  The Corpse...6 Pallbearers (Male Chorus)...The Priest...6 Mourners (Female Chorus)...Jesus...John Lennon...The Pope  Props:  A Coffin,1 Extra Large Bible, Flowers, A Wreath, An R.I.P. Sign  Costumes:  Corpse:  White Tuxedo, White Top Hat, Angel Wings  Priest : Pallbearers: Mourners: The Band:  1 Acoustic & 1 Electric Guitarist, Bassist. Drummer, Pianist, Organist, String Quartet, Brass Section, 1Flute, Conductor Intro:  Church Organ .....C/G.....D/A.....Amin/F.....F/C.....Fmin/G# C/G D/A Amin/F Fmin/C G# Corpse:  When I die I wanna die a happy guy with a smile on my face and my my hair piled high F G# F# A# Pallbearers:  ( In the height of fashion with his narrow crooked tie) C/G D/A Amin/F Fmin/C I'll get compliments and praise fom strangers and those who couldn't stand me C C7 F Fmin A statue may be raised so they may understand me F G  Pallbearers  G G# Amin Mourners Bb ...

There were hundreds of people getting off of the train Of those hundreds of people walking by You're the one you're the only one that caught my eye I'd like to know if there's someone you call sweetheart Is there someone someone only you can love I'm happy to love you from this distance Love you from afar for instance You're lookin' kind'a busy...this might not be a good time at all You're the prettiest girl on the train Should I give you a flower and a wink of my ey...

Your love's been ripped away from you I know what you're going through I've been there You're crying in your empty home Can't remember feeling so alone I've been there, I've been there The days are long; they never end Empty hours without your best friend I've been there ...