I'm takin it slow I'm takin my time I don't have too much on my mind I'm goin' down to Lazy Road There you will find me lazy on Lazy Road I don't have to worry 'bout where I'll sleep I'm counting the days until next week There's nowhere special where I have to be There you will find me lazy on Lazy Road I got my unemployment ... my guitar’s on my back I think I’ll build a cozy little shack down by the side of the road where I can lay down my load That’s where you’ll find me lazy on Lazy Road I don't have to worry if I'll ever sleep I'm counting till I run out of sheep There's no one waitin’ where I don’t have to be...

I left no friends and family in nineteen eighty-nine I had a quarter in my pocket when I came to New York City in nineteen eighty-nine I was standing on a corner with a friend of a butcher who was no friend of mine He fileted a ballerina and he made a soup in nineteen eighty-nine This dude was selling a cannabis plant it must've been five feet high Where I'd just come from one can get ten to life just for standing nearby I thought Oh my God what am I doin' here I'm only twenty-nine I was gonna live forever in nineteen eighty-nine Nineteen Eighty-Nine Nineteen Eighty-Nine I was gonna live forever in nineteen eighty-nine ...

Doctor says no whiskey no beer no wine You gotta give up cigarettes - they’ll unalign your spine When the doctor says I can't get lovin' when I'm feelin' fine When the doctor says I can't get lovin' That's when I draw the line Thankful I have two eyes that see And for all I need to be ... all that I could be Preacher says I gotta walk a straight and narrow line Gotta give up cigarettes - bad women song and wine ...

I was talkin’ before I was walkin’ I was singin’ the blues by two I asked why so I‘d know when not to cry I didn’t wanna give my blues to you When love went wrong...I sang it in a song for you When love goes wrong...I’ll sing it in a song for you When I’m stranded in a lonely little town and I don’t know anyone I’ll have a Brandy I’ll look around I’m sure to find some fun If the night is long...I’ll sing it in a song for you If love goes wrong...I’ll sing it in a song for you I wish I could sing it like Leon when he rocks and rolls ...

Well uh he’s a sniffin’ and a snortin’ on national TV Got everybody clappin’ like they got VD Everytime he lies his nostrils flare One gust of wind and he loses his hair He’s the orange one he’s number 45 He’s the orange one and he comes alive When he’s up late snortin’ Adderall He’s bouncin’ 'round the room like a big orange ball Yea he's the orange one Uh well he hems and he haws about them Democrats Deep inside he's shakin' Auntie Nancy's up at bat She gonna knock his head like a rollerball But he won't feel a thing he got his Adderall He’s the orange one he’s number 45 He’s the orange one and he comes alive When he's up late with his Twitter and Porn Ponderin' his fate he'll wish he'd never been born Yea he's the orange one (solo) He's gonna be elected forty-five ...

She’s a feisty little woman she’s so mean to me She’s a feisty little woman that's how it’s always gonna be She don’t hurt my feelins cause I keep believin’ someday she’ll be nice to me I gotta be patient and be understandin’ cause this is how it’s always gonna be I tell her, Baby can I get you somethin’ I’m goin to the fridge She says, Baby I’m independent why don’t you jump off a bridge I tell her, Baby do you need somethin’ I’m goin to the store She tells me, Baby I don’t believe you, you’re goin’ for somethin’ more She’s a feisty little woman she’s so mean t...

If it had been a different day, there’s no telling where we would be now You say should 'a would 'a could 'a…it doesn’t matter anymore I couldn’t disagree with you more If it had been a different time, we could have tried a pantomime instead of falling into the oldest line If it had been a different day, we might have found a different way to say the right thing at the wrong time The past never goes away It stares us down each passing day If we try to ignore it, the love that came before it is like a broken dish…an unfulfilled wish If it had been a different day what mattered then wouldn’t matter today If it didn’t matter then why should it matter anyway ...