Bakin’ Bacon Man

I’m a bakin’ bacon man bakin’ in the sun I’m soakin’ up them UV Rays tanning up my buns Temperatures risin’ ‘cross the world, blood is boilin’ toes are curled So cool it baby! Yeah cool it! Baby cool me down!

I’m a bakin’ bacon man, I’m sizzlin ’ in the sun Sunbathing’ under the ozone hole burnin’ up along with everyone I’m comin’ out real crispy crispier than some We can’t argue ‘bout who is crispier cuz we’ll all be well- done There’s a heatwave rollin’ across the world, blood is boilin’ toes are curled So cool it baby! Yeah cool it! Baby cool me down!

Mother Earth is goin’ crazy she’s tryin’ to let us know With an earthquake here a tsunami there and the stray tornado The river water’s risin’ The ocean waves are high Now the murder hornets found their way into our sky

SOLO

I’m a bakin’ bacon man bakin’ in the sun I’m singin’ in the acid rain prayin’ for everyone I’m feelin’ mighty holy holier than some We can’t fight ‘bout who is holier cuz they have all the guns There’s a fever risin’ 'round the world, blood is boilin’ toes are curled So cool it baby! Yeah cool it! Baby cool me down! So cool it baby! Yeah cool it! Baby cool me down! So cool it baby! Yeah cool it! Baby cool me down!

Bakin' Bacon Man
Words and Music by Ray Galindo
From Songs In The Key Of Covid

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