I Do Not Need To Take A Vow Of Silence.

11:00 am: Don't talk to me, I haven't had my first cup of coffee yet. 11:30 am: Don't talk to me, I haven't had my second cup of coffee yet.

12:00 pm: Don't talk to me, I'm putting on my makeup.

1:00 pm: Don't talk to me, I'm getting dressed.

2:00 pm: I'm going out.

4:00 pm: I call her and she doesn't answer the phone.

5:00 pm: She's home. Me: "I called you and you didn't answer". Her: "I didn't hear the phone".

5:15 pm: Don't talk to me, I'm changing my clothes.

6:00 pm: Don't talk to me, I'm trying to listen to the news.

7:00 pm: Don't talk to me, I'm trying to listen to Inside Edition.

8:00 pm: Don't talk to me, I'm watching The Voice.

9:00 pm: Don't talk to me, I'm watching The X-Files.

1:00 am: Don't talk to me, I'm trying to get to sleep.

Repeat Daily.