60 reasons why I do not play covers:
1. I know how to write my own songs 2. I do not work for ground control, and I have never met Major Tom 3. I do not ask dumb questions like, “Have you ever seen the rain?” 4. I have never picked up a Sweet Hitchhiker 5. I have never felt like a Free Bird, and Alabama is not my sweet home 6. Alice Cooper might still be eighteen, but I am not 7. I can not thank God I’m a country boy because I am a city boy 8. I have never been able to kiss the sky, nor do I care to 9. I am not Iron Man 10. The answer is not blowin’ in the wind 11. Sunshine on my shoulders does not make me happy; It makes me sweaty and uncomfortable 12. I have never been in a white room with black curtains at any station 13. I will not confess to shooting the sheriff when I did not 14. Yes, I'm lonely, but I do not wanna die 15. I have never been to the USSR, so I can not honestly say that I am back there 16. I have never seen smoke on the water or fire in the sky 17. I do not know anyone who has ever bought a stairwa...