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Sad Man ~ Space Devils

 I've always thought that I'd rather you get mad than be sad                                                                     You're cute when you're mad not when you're sad                                                                                (When you're sad when you're sad when you're sad) Oh oh oh                                                               Settle down let's try to be normal              ...

MTJ REACTIONS INTRO

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For anyone about to start a channel, regardless of whether it is a reaction channel, vlog, or whatever. Before you upload your first video... Make approximately 5 videos before uploading. You can either upload all of them at the same time, or close together. Why? At first, regardless of your niche, initially youtube doesn't know who to put your videos in front of, as it doesn't fully understand who your target audience is. So by making roughly 5 videos, this will help them to determine who your audience is and who to put your videos in front of. COMING SOON ON YOU TUBE! Currently, we are preparing our Patreon and You Tube accounts and working on the first five videos. We will let you know when everything is ready to go live and send out invites to our premiere. In the meantime, please like the page to show your interest. We will be focusing on hidden gems from deep inside the grooves on side three, concert footage and videos, outtakes, rare tracks. You know a lot of music that ...

Sniffin’and Snortin’ (The Orange One)

Well uh he’s a sniffin’ and a snortin’ on national TV Got everybody clappin’ like they got VD Everytime he lies his nostrils flare One gust of wind and he loses his hair He’s the orange one he’s number 45 He’s the orange one and he comes alive When he’s up late snortin’ Adderall He’s bouncin’ 'round the room like a big orange ball Yea he's the orange one Uh well he hems and he haws about them Democrats Deep inside he's shakin' Auntie Nancy's up at bat She gonna knock his head like a rollerball But he won't feel a thing he got his Adderall He’s the orange one he’s number 45 He’s the orange one and he comes alive When he's up late with his Twitter and Porn Ponderin' his fate he'll wish he'd never been born Yea he's the orange one (solo) He's gonna be elected forty-five ...

Immigration Reform

Pedro Lopez was born in Brooklyn, New York to immigrant parents who  fled to the United States from Nicaragua  during the Sandinista revolution.  As a child and well into manhood, Pedro only ever spoke to his parents in spanish, and although he was born in Brooklyn, and after a lifetime of doing so, he acquired an accent similar to that of his father. Mr. Lopez works hard to provide for his family delivering large plants from a large family-owned nursery to large corporate parties in and around the city.  He has held onto this job  since he was in his teens working during the weekends, weeding and pruning, to help to support his family. He learned everything about the business including learning the names of hundreds of species of plants and flowers, the conditions in which they thrive, and their proper care and handling. He is highly regarded as an expert by his employer and customers and is happy to take a phone call on his time off to handle the questions an...

It's An All Time Hit! (TV Show)

Type of show: Song Competition  Objective:   Pair an unknown original song with a  performer  to create a hit song.  America votes!   Categories/Genres                                                                                                                               1 .  Pop/Rock and subgenres                                                                                                  ...

I Do Not Need To Take A Vow Of Silence.

11:00 am: Don't talk to me, I haven't had my first cup of coffee yet. 11:30 am: Don't talk to me, I haven't had my second cup of coffee yet. 12:00 pm: Don't talk to me, I'm putting on my makeup. 1:00 pm: Don't talk to me, I'm getting dressed. 2:00 pm: I'm going out. 4:00 pm: I call her and she doesn't answer the phone. 5:00 pm: She's home. Me: "I called you and you didn't answer". Her: "I didn't hear the phone". 5:15 pm: Don't talk to me, I'm changing my clothes. 6:00 pm: Don't talk to me, I'm trying to listen to the news. 7:00 pm: Don't talk to me, I'm trying to listen to Inside Edition. 8:00 pm: Don't talk to me, I'm watching The Voice. 9:00 pm: Don't talk to me, I'm watching The X-Files. 1:00 am: Don't talk to me, I'm trying to get to sleep. Repeat Daily.

Runnin' in the Rat Race

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