I Stayed Home

 I didn't get shot or stabbed I didn't get robbed or grabbed                                                                               I didn't get arrested beat up or molested I stayed home

I didn't go down in an airplane I didn't get run over by a runaway train                                                          I didn't play the game so I didn't get framed I stayed home

I didn't break my neck diving off of a cliff                                                                                                        I didn't go ice-water fishing till my fingers were stiff                                                                                      I didn't get a hernia because I know how much I can not lift                                                                            I didn't go to the gym to show that I'm stronger than him                                                                            No, I stayed home

I stayed home within my four walls floor and ceiling                                                                                      I stayed home where no one hurts my feelings