I’m Not A Racist! (How many of these have you heard? Can you add some?)

I’m not a racist, I had a black friend in high school I’m not a racist, I think some black girls are pretty...for black girls I’m not a racist, I have Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder in my record collection I’m not a racist, I had a black teacher in school and she was pretty smart I’m not a racist, I’ve donated to the United Negro College Fund I’m not a racist, I have lots of Mexicans working for me I’m not a racist, my lawyer is Jewish I’m not a racist, but a black guy, a Mexican and a Jew walk into a bar...